The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, youre still a rat. – Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, youre still a rat. – Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex. – Lily Tomlin