If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin