Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. – Mason Cooley
Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here? – Mason Cooley

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. – Mason Cooley
Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here? – Mason Cooley
Im being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. – Mason Cooley
As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance. – Mason Cooley
Im afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now its tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live. – Gordon Strachan