An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour. – Albert Einstein (relativity)

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root… – Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. – Mark Twain, about the Devil