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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I never thought my marriage could be stronger, or I could be closer to Bill. We prayed on our own, but now we prayed together and youll never know how much that means until you do it. – Giuliana Rancic

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Marriage

There are going to be peaks and valleys in everything – in your marriage, in your job, in your life. So just enjoy the peaks and ride out the valleys. Just try not to do anything too rash. – Ricky Schroder

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Marriage

I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both. – Catherine Helen Spence

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Marriage

I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more. – Marc Chagall

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The problem with beauty is that its like being born rich and getting poorer. – Joan Collins

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Creative activity could be described as a type of learning process where teacher and pupil are located in the same individual. – Arthur Koestler

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Private reproof is the best grave for private faults. – Proverb

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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