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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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Time
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

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Marriage

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams

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Marriage

The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters. – Harold Nicolson

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Marriage

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. – Ann Landers

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Marriage

Random Quotes

The first duty of government is to see that people have food, fuel, and clothes. The second, that they have means of moral and intellectual education. – John Ruskin

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Education

My family background was deeply Christian. – Abbe Pierre

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Family

The abominable effort to take ones sins with one to paradise. – Andre Gide

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Paradise, Utopia

I didnt appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. Its never good to add to anybody elses suffering. Its an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of – dealing with dignity. – Margaret Cho

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Beauty