Quote by Billy Connolly
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Imagination
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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pet
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Marriage
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I believe its a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is. – Brad Garrett

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Marriage

I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donalds previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife. – Marla Maples

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Marriage

To be honest, marriage doesnt scare me and that, its just once youve been together for so long, if you havent got any kids its just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isnt it? – Karl Pilkington

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Marriage

Marriage is hard work, period. – Kyle Chandler

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Marriage

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War is not civilized. – Talib Kweli

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Buddhism notes that it is always a mistake to think your soul can go it alone. – Annie Dillard

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Who knows, the mind has the key to all things besides. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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