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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think its beautiful. Im such a romantic, and I always have been. – Portia de Rossi

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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse. – Omar Khayyam

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Marriage is obsolete and a trap. – Catherine Deneuve

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I think its best if theres an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this issue has gone on the ballot, the people have voted to retain the traditional definition of marriage as recently as California in 2008. – Michele Bachmann

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I got a lot of problems, but Im really good at intuiting what I need to do to be happy with whatever I create. I know when to stop myself, I know when to start, I know when to leave something alone. I guess I just kind of indulge that completely, and so I just take my time. – Fiona Apple

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A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215,000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime. – Chris Christie

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With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works. – Jane Austen

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If we are to negotiate the coming years safely, we may need a new kind of leadership. To put it more precisely, we need the rediscovery of an ancient kind of leadership that has rarely been given the prominence it deserves. I mean the leader as teacher. – Jonathan Sacks

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