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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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pet
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Billy Connolly
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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Billy Connolly
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Marriage
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I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois. – Carla Bruni

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Marriage

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Marriage

French novels generally treat of the relations of women to the world and to lovers, after marriage consequently there is a great deal in French novels about adultery, about improper relations between the sexes, about many things which the English public would not allow. – Lafcadio Hearn

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Marriage

After a while in marriage, it doesnt work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love. – Monica Bellucci

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Marriage

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Miracle me no miracles. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health – I dont abuse it. – Betty White

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I dont think Ive ever read a food piece or a food book. – Calvin Trillin

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Food

After all, when the world looks to America, they look to us because we are the most successful political and economic experiment in human history. – Condoleezza Rice

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History