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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley. – Anne Heche

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Marriage

Marriage and the creation of families has been an integral part of our society since its creation it should not be defined without the kind of involvement by the people which a constitutional process would require. – Robert Foster Bennett

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Marriage

That a marriage ends is less than ideal but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds. – John Updike

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When I got political that blew our marriage out of the water. I was not the same person and I admit that. – Michael Moriarty

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Maybe its a tired tale, but without an education, youre not going to go anywhere. – H. G. Bissinger

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Nature uses human imagination to lift her work of creation to even higher levels. – Luigi Pirandello

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I started listening to and playing other music in the 90s. It was after hearing other bands, like Bad Religion, cover Ramones songs that I started to like our songs again. – Dee Dee Ramone

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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