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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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The activists will not stop in trying to impose their extreme views on the rest of us, and they have now plotted out a state-by-state strategy to increase the number of judicial decisions redefining marriage without the voice of the people being heard. – Jim Bunning

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Marriage

You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Carly Fiorina

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You cant have a happy family if you dont have a happy marriage. – Jeremy Sisto

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Marriage has just never interested me. – Jacqueline Bisset

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The average persons ear weighs what you are, not what you were. – Francis Quarles

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So little done, so much to do. – Cecil Rhodes

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Id always loved poetry and Id always loved writing music and composing music, but I hadnt thought of putting the two together until around that time. – Bruce Cockburn

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