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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle rep

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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car
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Billy Connolly
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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Billy Connolly
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Imagination
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. – Max Kauffman

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Marriage

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but Id rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed. – Kirstie Alley

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Marriage

Out of control judicial activism threatens traditional marriage in America. – Ernest Istook

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Marriage

The Southern slave would obey God in respect to marriage, and also to the reading and studying of His word. But this, as we have seen, is forbidden him. – Gerrit Smith

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Marriage

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To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. – Joseph Addison

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I do not so much rejoice that God hath made me to be a Queen, as to be a Queen over so thankful a people. – Elizabeth I

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thankful

Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins. – Paul Brown

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It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge. – Voltaire

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