Quote by Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who inv

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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The answer to poverty is not charity, the solution to abortion is not laws, the key to saving the environment is not recycling. As Thoreau so wisely noted, we must strike at the root, not hack at the branches. – Terri Guillemets, “Comfort is not always the best medicine,” 1995

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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. – Author Unknown

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There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so. – William Shakespeare, Hamlet, 1600

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The tyrant is nothing but a slave turned inside out. – Herbert Spencer

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