Quote by Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who inv

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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Given a little time, regulation regulates nothing. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how things are in themselves. The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it. – Carl Jung

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