Quote by Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who inv

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. – George Bernard Shaw

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I have found that the conclusion, “Nobody cares” is always based on an insufficient sampling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth. – Author Unknown

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