Quote by Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who inv

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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