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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who inv

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. – William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

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There is no burnt rice to a hungry person. – Philippine Proverb

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A senseless tragedy remains forever tragic, but it is up to us whether it remains forever senseless. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour. – Albert Einstein (relativity)

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