Im being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. – Mason Cooley
If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. – Mason Cooley
At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. – Mason Cooley
Young poets bewail the passing of love old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. – Mason Cooley
The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. – Mason Cooley