Quotes by

Mason Cooley

I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice. – Mason Cooley

Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation. – Mason Cooley

Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved – Mason Cooley

Indifference creates an artificial peace. – Mason Cooley

Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience. – Mason Cooley

Im being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. – Mason Cooley

Sincerity: willingness to spend ones own money. – Mason Cooley

While theres life, theres fear. – Mason Cooley

The wisdom of age: dont stop walking. – Mason Cooley

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. – Mason Cooley

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them. – Mason Cooley

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. – Mason Cooley

At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. – Mason Cooley

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. – Mason Cooley

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. – Mason Cooley

Young poets bewail the passing of love old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. – Mason Cooley

Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time. – Mason Cooley

The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. – Mason Cooley

The time I kill is killing me. – Mason Cooley

After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success. – Mason Cooley