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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wifes jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. – Rodney Dangerfield

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With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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