Logo
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

Other quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

Category:
Home
Author
Rodney Dangerfield
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Truth
category

Truth is a demure lady, much too ladylike to knock you on your head and drag you to her cave. She is there, but people must want her, and seek her out. – William F. Buckley, Jr.

Category:
Truth

One must know oneself. If this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better. – Blaise Pascal

Category:
Truth

The truth is, sex doesnt mean that much to me now. – Lana Turner

Category:
Truth

And, after all, what is a lie? Tis but the truth in a masquerade. – Alexander Pope

Category:
Truth

Random Quotes

We look for some reward of our endeavours and are disappointed; not success, not happiness, not even peace of conscience, crowns our ineffectual efforts to do well. – Robert Louis Stevenson, “Pulvis et umbra,” 1888

Category:
Miscellaneous

The fact that he didnt get credit for a while is more the story of social injustice. But his own spirit wasnt driven by that, and wasnt dependent upon that. He just wished he had the cash to go to medical school. – Mary Stuart Masterson

Category:
Medical

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag. – Steven Patrick Morrissey

Category:
Family

Aptitude found in the understanding and is often inherited. Genius coming from reason and imagination, rarely. – Marcus Aurelius

Category:
Imagination