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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish a

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

Other quotes by Jay Leno

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno

Category:
Men
Author
Jay Leno
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

Category:
War
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Jay Leno
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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Men
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Jay Leno
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Business
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Writing fiction is for me a fraught business, an occasion of daily dread for at least the first half of the novel, and sometimes all the way through. The work process is totally different from writing nonfiction. You have to sit down every day and make it up. – Joan Didion

Category:
Business

Performing doesnt turn me on. Its an egomaniac business, filled with prima donnas – including this one. – Dan Rather

Category:
Business

I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when youre at the top, its so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers. – Rod Stewart

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Business

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative, original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. – David Ogilvy

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Business

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. – Charles Caleb Colton

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I have a book out called The Beauty Equation and it discusses how off track we have gone in considering beauty. – Nigel Barker

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All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse. – Benjamin Franklin

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Instead of begging OPEC to drop its oil prices, lets use American leadership and ingenuity to solve our own energy problems. – Pete Domenici

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