Quote by Jay Leno
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish a

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Drive Safely
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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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It is easy enough to be friendly to ones friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business. – Mahatma Gandhi

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In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. – Benjamin Franklin

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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other peoples business. – Jesse Ventura

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Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer. – Dale Carnegie

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If I had my career over again? Maybe Id say to myself, speed it up a little. – Jimmy Stewart

I always voted at my partys call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all. – William Gilbert

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An individuals self-concept is the core of his personality. It affects every aspect of human behavior: the ability to learn, the capacity to grow and change . . . . A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success in life. – Joyce Brothers

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