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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my met

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera. – John Rich

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Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures. – Nicolas Chamfort, Maximes et penseés

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The traditional disputes of philosophers are, for the most part, as unwarranted as they are unfruitful. – Sir Alfred Jules Ayer

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Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge? And in any case, how could physicians make sense of it? – Peter Lewis Allen

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Early on the next morning we reached Kansas, about five hundred miles from the mouth of the Missouri. – Francis Parkman

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