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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my met

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it. – La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678

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Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. – Author Unknown

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If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera. – John Rich

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We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. – Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

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Another way of judging the value of a prophets religious experience, therefore, would be to examine the type of manhood that he has created, and the cultural world that has sprung out of the spirit of his message. – Muhammad Iqbal

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There are people out there who are older who are cool. I want that. – Billy Corgan

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