Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my met

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. – Ambrose Bierce

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To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both – a philosopher. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Because philosophy arises from awe, a philosopher is bound in his way to be a lover of myths and poetic fables. Poets and philosophers are alike in being big with wonder. – Thomas Aquinas

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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently. – Anon.

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