Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my met

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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