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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my met

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not what they ought to do. – Francis Bacon

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If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera. – John Rich

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Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit. – Author unknown

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The traditional disputes of philosophers are, for the most part, as unwarranted as they are unfruitful. – Sir Alfred Jules Ayer

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