I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
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Upon the whole, I am inclined to think that the far greater part, if not all, of those difficulties which have hitherto amused philosophers, and blocked up the way to knowledge, are entirely owing to our selves. That we have first raised a dust, and then complain, we cannot see. – George Berkeley
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