I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen