I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen