Woody Allen's Quote - I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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