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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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