I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
Upon the whole, I am inclined to think that the far greater part, if not all, of those difficulties which have hitherto amused philosophers, and blocked up the way to knowledge, are entirely owing to our selves. That we have first raised a dust, and then complain, we cannot see. – George Berkeley
Random Quotes
The stories that I want to tell, especially as a director, dont necessarily have a perfect ending because, the older you get, the more you appreciate a good day versus a happy ending. You understand that life continues on the next day the reality of things is what happens tomorrow. – Drew Barrymore