Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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