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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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The profoundest thoughts of the philosophers have something trickle about them. A lot disappears in order for something to suddenly appear in the palm of the hand. – Elias Canetti

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Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself. – Socrates, in Diogenes Laertius, Lives

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We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. – Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

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Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools. – Proverb

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