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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Leisure is the mother of Philosophy. – Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan, 1651

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Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. – Robert Zend

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Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures. – Nicolas Chamfort, Maximes et penseés

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We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not what they ought to do. – Francis Bacon

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Decisiveness is often the art of timely cruelty. – Henri Becquerel

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Anyone who teaches knows that you dont really experience a text until youve taught it, in loving detail, with an intelligent and responsive class. – Joyce Carol Oates

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