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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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One may summon his philosophy when they are beaten in battle, not till then. – John Burroughs

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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