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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera. – John Rich

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God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please – you can never have both. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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