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Quote by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam:

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Change
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If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen

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Failure
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Philosophy
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. – Ambrose Bierce, Epigrams

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Philosophy

Pythagoras, Locke, Socrates — but pages might be filled up, as vainly as before, with the sad usage of all sorts of sages, who in his life-time, each was deemed a bore! The loftiest minds outrun their tardy ages. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Philosophy

To philosophize is only another way of being afraid and leads hardly anywhere but to cowardly make-believe. – Louis-Ferdinand Celine

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Philosophy

Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. – Robert Zend

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Philosophy

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Creativity takes courage. – Henri Matisse

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A horse is poetry in motion. – Author Unknown

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I welcome the President and working with him to try to get some of that medical malpractice reform so we can get the cost of health care to come down. – Ben Quayle

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Medical

All the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer. – William Henry Harrison

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