Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freemans power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. – Ambrose Bierce