Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. – Ambrose Bierce

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. – Ambrose Bierce
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. – Ambrose Bierce
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with ones own opinion. – Ambrose Bierce