I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. – Paul Lynde
Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think theyve caused all our grief. Theyre so awful, theyre really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. – Paul Lynde
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that. – Paul Lynde
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. Ill read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. Ive never found an easy way. – Paul Lynde