Logo
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
amazing
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Dreams
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Business
category

A business like acting is 90% luck. You can be a star one minute and out of work the next. – Amber Tamblyn

Category:
Business

The Rights view of government and the Lefts view of big business are both correct. – Robert Anton Wilson

Category:
Business

Ill keep on acting til they wipe the drool. I like the business. I like to do different parts and diverse characters. I havent lost my enthusiasm yet! – Robert Duvall

Category:
Business

Everything is tennis for me, its my career and its entertainment, but its also a business. – Venus Williams

Category:
Business

Random Quotes

Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law: all the law can do is decree how it is to be imparted and who is to acquire it. – G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenberg

Category:
Aristocracy

Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around. – Buddy Buie and J.R. Cobb, "Rock Bottom"

Category:
Broken Hearts

I just hate one-dimensional portrayals of religion its too cheap and easy to do, and ignores the nuances that go into having a belief system. – Vera Farmiga

Category:
Religion

All nature is but art unknown to thee. – Alexander Pope

Category:
Art