Quote by Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Fishing provides that connection with the whole living world. It gives you the opportunity of being totally immersed, turning back into yourself in a good way. A form of meditation, some form of communion with levels of yourself that are deeper than the ordinary self. – Ted Hughes

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What good am I? I cant have kids. I cant cook. Ive been divorced three times. Who would want me? – Marilyn Monroe

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A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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The secret to success is good leadership, and good leadership is all about making the lives of your team members or workers better. – Tony Dungy

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