Quote by Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good. – Martin Luther

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And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else. – Mackenzie Astin

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Silence is golden when you cant think of a good answer. – Muhammad Ali

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All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. – Daniel Boone

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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy

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I had a teacher, he was 86 years old and his name was Luigi in New York City, and he said, Never stop moving. You get to reinvent yourself. So you have to find ways to reinventing yourself. Especially today, because its a whole different market – social media is so important. – Ben Vereen

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