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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. – Aristotle

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To be a good loser is to learn how to win. – Carl Sandburg

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Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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Listen theres a hell of a good universe next door: lets go. – e. e. cummings

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