Quote by George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We have

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Youve got to stand up and do your own battles. My daddy taught me that a long time ago, that you fight your own battles. The only way to shut everybody up is to win. – Terry Bradshaw

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Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it aint goin away. – Elvis Presley

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Until you value yourself, you wont value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. – M. Scott Peck

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Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. – Jorge Luis Borges

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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. – Author Unknown

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Im convinced that the man who has learned to meditate upon the Lord will be able to run on his feet and walk in his spirit. Although he may be hurried by his vocation, thats not the issue. The issue is how fast his spirit is going. To slow it down takes a period of time. – Charles Stanley

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