I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin