But most good movies have a gun in them. – David Sedaris
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris

But most good movies have a gun in them. – David Sedaris
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. – David Sedaris
My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris