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The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve

The thing I thought about doing it was its Comic Relief and youve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you cant sing. – Jo Brand

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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so theres none of that hopefully. – Jo Brand

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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