Quote by James Thurber
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. - James Thurber

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

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Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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