Quote by James Thurber
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. - James Thurber

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

Other quotes by James Thurber

Im 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, Id only be 48. Thats the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40. – James Thurber

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Women
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From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. After dinner, the men moved into the living room. I explained to the professor that this was Rosss way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up. There must, as we know, be a comma after every move, made by men, on this earth. – James Thurber

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Grammar
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. – James Thurber

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Risk
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If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. – Laurence J. Peter

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Its funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. – Lena Dunham

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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the publics desire for him to be funny simply because hes so good at it. – Ben Stiller

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I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

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