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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. They are insatiable. They are always parched and always bitter. They are everyones concern and like vampires they suck our lifes blood. – Bette Davis

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Weakness
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Bette Davis
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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know. – Bette Davis

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Marriage
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The funny thing is that Im the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone whos traveled with me. Normally, Im in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! – Vera Wang

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Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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Let me get you to understand I dont bully anybody. I stand up for what I believe in and Im very honest and I always tell the truth. Im not a liar, Im not manipulative and I dont stab you in your back because I will stab you in your chest. – NeNe Leakes

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Ive done my best to work from a place of humility – always looking over your shoulder saying, Does this suck? and I think thats a good way to work. The other way to work is where you start to think, Im on fire, Im amazing! and I dont think thats the way to work. – David O. Russell

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One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears. – Temple Grandin #hsp

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