Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose. – Bette Davis

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Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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