Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. – Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. – Bette Davis
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell