Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. – Bette Davis

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work
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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know. – Bette Davis

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Marriage
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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