Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. – Bette Davis

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