Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesnt do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. – Bette Davis

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Men
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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesnt dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. – Bette Davis

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Business
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I dont take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. – Bette Davis

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movies
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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