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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

I was never very interested in boys – and there were plenty of them – vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay. – Bette Davis

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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. – Bette Davis

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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Its funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times Ive been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. Its just cause were all named Emma. None of us look alike. – Emma Roberts

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Everybodys funny if you love them. – Anna Torv

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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The one thing that kept our family together was the music. The only thing that our family would share emotionally was to have our dad cry over something the kids did with music. – Dennis Wilson

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Its cool just because Ive had this dream of changing the sport of swimming and its finally happening. – Michael Phelps

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Scientific prayer makes God a celestial lab rat, leading to bad science and worse religion. – Michael Shermer

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I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. – Frederick Douglass, escaped slave

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