Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. – Bette Davis

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Id marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that hed be dead within a year. – Bette Davis

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Marriage
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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. – Gabrielle Reece

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, Well its obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music. – Trey Parker

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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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The best way to turn a womans head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. – Sacha Guitry

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No true and permanent fame can be founded except in labors which promote the happiness of mankind. – Charles Sumner

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Every man should have a library. The works of the grandest masters of literature may now be procured at prices that place them within the reach almost of the very poorest, and we may all put Parnassian singing birds into our chambers to cheer us with the sweetness of their songs. – William E.A. Axon, October 1867

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Why do critics make such an outcry against tragicomedies? is not life one? – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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