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Quote by Bette Davis
Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

Other quotes by Bette Davis

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. – Bette Davis

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Happiness
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Bette Davis
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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if its not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world. – Bette Davis

Category:
Home
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Bette Davis
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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know. – Bette Davis

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Marriage
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Bette Davis
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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funny

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. Its a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine. – Evan Davis

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funny

You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

Category:
funny

Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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funny

Random Quotes

O God of earth and altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die;
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
But take away our pride. – G. K. Chesterton

Category:
Pride

Every writer I know has trouble writing. – Joseph Heller

Category:
Writing

I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that. – Oscar Wilde

Category:
Vegetarianism

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Nature