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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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Id marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that hed be dead within a year. – Bette Davis

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Bette Davis
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A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. – Bette Davis

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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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