They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. – Ambrose Bierce
An egotist is a person interested in himself than in me! – Ambrose Bierce