Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce