Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce