Logo
Quote by George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent

Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Category:
Family
Author
George Carlin
Read Quote

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

Category:
Freedom
Author
George Carlin
Read Quote

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

Category:
Death
Author
George Carlin
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Future
category

No one is going to try to fill my mothers shoes, what she did was fantastic. Its about making your own future and your own destiny and Kate will do a very good job of that. – Prince William

Category:
Future

Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him. – Henry Miller

Category:
Future

The claim made by Team Obama that every dollar in stimulus translates into a dollar-and-a-half in growth is economic fiction. The costs of stimulus reduce future growth. No country has ever spent itself to prosperity. The price of stimulus has to be paid sometime. – Karl Rove

Category:
Future

Never make predictions, especially about the future. – Casey Stengel

Category:
Future

Random Quotes

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. – Poul Anderson

Category:
Problems

They have involved co-operation between the Iraqi intelligence and al-Qaeda operatives on training and combined operations regarding bomb making and chemical and biological weapons. – Douglas Feith

Category:
Intelligence

Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt. – B. Graham Dienert

Category:
Prayer

Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Knowledge