Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin