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Quote by George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent

Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny
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George Carlin
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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Death
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George Carlin
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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Future
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In the future, when Microsoft leaves a security-flaw in their code it wont mean that somebody hacks your computer. It will mean that somebody takes control of your servant robot and it stands in your bedroom doorway sharpening a knife and watching you sleep. – Daniel H. Wilson

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Future

By encouraging conservation, increasing investments in clean, renewable sources of energy, and promoting increased domestic production of oil and gas, we can build a more secure future for our country. – Ron Lewis

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Future

I dont think were going to see the price of oil going down in the near future, thats the reality. – Carly Fiorina

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I am neither a sociologist nor a politician. All I can do is imagine for myself what the future will be like. – Michelangelo Antonioni

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Future

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I was right not to be afraid of any thief but myself, who will end by leaving me nothing. – Katherine Anne Porter

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I feel fortunate. Ive really gotten to work with amazing talented people, and to learn from them, which is why Im doing this. If I can work with the best director Im going to do it. – Armie Hammer

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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway

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