Quote by George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent

Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Time
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. Im sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. – George Carlin

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work
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If you want a future of shared prosperity, where the middle class is growing and poverty is declining, where the American Dream is alive and well, and where the United States remains the leading force for peace and prosperity in a highly competitive world, you should vote for Barack Obama. – William J. Clinton

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Future

Whoso neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future. – Euripides

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Future

I look forward to the future – and going into the studio to make new music. – Diana Ross

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Future

The fighter loses more than his pride in the fight he loses part of his future. Hes a step closer to the slum he came from. – Floyd Patterson

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Future

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Hope is the denial of reality. – Margaret Weis

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Hope

Well, another market is being created now out of Internet technology. – Jim Barksdale

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Technology

Which is, Im an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. – Garry Shandling

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dating

I wanted to get to that aesthetic proposition that comes out of learning the human elements of a world, so that those notes and rhythms mean something to you besides just the academic way in which they fall in place. – Stanley Crouch

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Learning