Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin