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Quote by George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent

Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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When I look into the future, its so bright it burns my eyes. – Oprah Winfrey

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The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be. – Marcel Pagnol

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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The Republican argument that raising the debt ceiling encourages additional future spending is logically irresponsible. The debt ceiling has to be raised to authorize spending already approved by Congress. Despite that fallacy, the GOP has been able to score political points with its argument. – Eliot Spitzer

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In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace we have built in Europe since 1945. – Queen Elizabeth II

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If we can reduce the cost and improve the quality of medical technology through advances in nanotechnology, we can more widely address the medical conditions that are prevalent and reduce the level of human suffering. – Ralph Merkle

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You know, I think Jesus was famous and also in a lot of trouble because he always chose people over sort of established procedures. – Gene Robinson

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In the Peace Corps, the volunteer must be a fully developed, mature person. He must not join to run abroad or escape problems. – Sargent Shriver

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