Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin