Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin