Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin