Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? – George Carlin