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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for ap

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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We may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all — the apathy of human beings. – Helen Keller

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The tragedy of modern man is not that he knows less and less about the meaning of his own life but that it bothers him less and less. – Vaclav Havel

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Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn – William Feather

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Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience. – Mason Cooley

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