Quote by George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for ap

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Lukewarmness I account a sin, as great in love as in religion. – Abraham Cowley

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Indifference creates an artificial peace. – Mason Cooley

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These are days when no one should rely unduly on his competence. Strength lies in improvisation. All the decisive blows are struck left-handed. – Walter Benjamin

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