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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland

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Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and its been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. – Doug Coupland

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