Quote by Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland

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If God drives a car, Hed drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. – Doug Coupland

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With a recent birthday, Ive been acting now for twenty years. – Thayer David

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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding youre exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn

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You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room. – Jennifer Lopez

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My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. – Susan Orlean

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