Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment youre past it. – Doug Coupland

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment youre past it. – Doug Coupland
Men wont read any email from a woman thats over 200 words long. – Doug Coupland
I think that in the future, clocks wont say three oclock anymore. Theyll just get right to the point and rename three oclock Pepsi. – Doug Coupland