Quote by Doug Coupland
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. – Doug Coupland

Other quotes by Doug Coupland

Forget about being world famous, its hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence. – Doug Coupland

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Everybody has basically the same family, its just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. – Doug Coupland

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Family
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Its very strange that most people dont care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations. – Doug Coupland

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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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I saw Richard Linklaters film Slacker for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. – Kevin Smith

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Birthday

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when youre a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. – Joe DiMaggio

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Birthday

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Birthday

I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And hes made of sugar. – George Saunders

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Yesterday morning I amused myself with an exercise of a talent I once possessed, but have so neglected that my performance might almost be called an experiment. I cut out a dress for one of the women. – Fanny Kemble

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Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized. – Albert Einstein

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