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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen

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Food
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds. – Samuel Butler

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Vices

It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues. – Abraham Lincoln

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Vices

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. – Walter Bagehot

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Vices

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure theyre going to have some pretty annoying virtues. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Vices

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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can — and surely will at times — fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. – Joyce Brothers

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But computers have changed the world for everyone, so there will be some way of working it out. – Debbie Harry

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I think my books talk about kids learning to like and respect themselves and each other. You cant write a message book you just tell the best story you know how to tell. – Paula Danziger

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I dont let it bother me too much if someone doesnt like me. I just figure theres no accounting for taste. Its not me, its my acting. Its like if someone doesnt like someones food, they just dont like my acting. – Anna Chlumsky

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