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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure theyre going to have some pretty annoying virtues. – Elizabeth Taylor

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There is more than a morsel of truth in the saying, “He who hates vice hates mankind.” – W. MacNeile Dixon

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Vices

It would seem that Nature has prescribed to every one from the moment of his birth certain limits for virtue and vice. – François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680)

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Vices

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. – Walter Bagehot

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The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again. – Ben Stiller

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The American dream is about freedom. – Nancy Pelosi

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I would not plan to base my campaign primarily on opposition to the war in the Persian Gulf. – George McGovern

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This being Black History Month, I would like to ask people to celebrate the similarities and not focus on the differences between people of color and not of color. – Lynn Swann

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