There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen