Quote by Woody Allen
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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There is more than a morsel of truth in the saying, “He who hates vice hates mankind.” – W. MacNeile Dixon

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It would seem that Nature has prescribed to every one from the moment of his birth certain limits for virtue and vice. – François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680)

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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds. – Samuel Butler

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It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues. – Abraham Lincoln

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