Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis
I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis
If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis
I respect people who feel things passionately. I do. But when someone is a judge, that is not what they should bring to the bench. It is not really passion, except in rare instances, that serves the bench well. It is, rather, an ability to understand the law and follow it. – Charles Schumer