The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves Category: Humorous
Be as a tower firmly set Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. – Dante Alighieri Category: History
When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body. – Heather Locklear Category: teen
In the country the darkness of night is friendly and familiar, but in a city, with its blaze of lights, it is unnatural, hostile and menacing. It is like a monstrous vulture that hovers, biding its time. – Somerset Maugham Category: Cities
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. – Leslie Moak Murray Category: Chocolate
