When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood. – Sam Ewing
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. – Sam Ewing
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career. – Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing
Its hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long, then they have to come home and be Stupid Sally. Men need respect, and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship, so even if they dont make the most money they need to be able to call the shots. – Patti Stanger