There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they cant tell the truth without lying. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they cant tell the truth without lying. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings