It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
I havent got as much money as some folks, but Ive got as much impudence as any of them, and thats the next thing to money. – Josh Billings
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings