It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. – Josh Billings
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett