It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings