There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain