A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – Chauncey Mitchell Depew Category: Optimism
Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. – Dana Stewart Scott Category: Back to School
The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell. – Sean Ningen Category: Religion
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, Ill have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, Ill eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch. – Ana Ortiz Category: Morning