Quote by Bill Bryson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rol

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Home
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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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Programming
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Religion is the best antidote to the individualism of the consumer age. The idea that society can do without it flies in the face of history and, now, evolutionary biology. – Jonathan Sacks

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I feel like women are asked their age more than men. – Kristen Wiig

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I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me. – Clint Eastwood

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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius. – Rebecca Pepper Sinkler

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Our job is to represent the truth of human nature, whether youre playing a tender love story thats set in a coffee shop or whether youre in The Avengers, which is set in a Manhattan which is exploding. – Tom Hiddleston

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Nature

Any serious shift towards more sustainable societies has to include gender equality. – Helen Clark

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Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches. – W.I.E. Gates

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