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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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The older generation had greater respect for land than science. But we live in an age when science, more than soil, has become the provider of growth and abundance. Living just on the land creates loneliness in an age of globality. – Shimon Peres

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Stop living a day at a time and stop worrying about age. – Helen Reddy

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My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or financial status. – Tommy Hilfiger

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Age is easiest to see in Winter, between the bare branches of the trees. – Terri Guillemets

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The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh. – Samuel Beckett

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Its much easier to write when youre sad. But you can end up isolated and depressed because you almost need to put yourself in that situation to have that angst to write from. – Natalie Imbruglia

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I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry

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Collect moments, not things. – Author unknown

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