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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Home
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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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At a certain age it just became apparent to me that this was probably the work that I would have to do. – Daniel Day-Lewis

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Ive spent as much as 30 grand on a watch but its not about flaunting my wealth. I dont have many extravagances but watches are my biggest one. I must have 30 of them now. Ive been collecting since the age of nine, when I won a black TAG in a karting event. – Jenson Button

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In this age of media and Internet access, we are much more talkative than ever before. – David Duchovny

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The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as youre learning youre not old. – Rosalyn S. Yalow

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In the racial picture things will never be as they once were. History has reached a turning point, here and over the world. – Medgar Evers

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As a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, I will be participating in several hearings on the startling revelations contained in the report. – Charles Foster Bass

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15 minutes a day! Give me just this and Ill prove I can make you a new man. – Charles Atlas

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What you hope for, like Unforgiven did a lot to give you a chance to do it again sometime. – Lawrence Kasdan

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