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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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Childhood
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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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Programming
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When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. – Marty Bucella

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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden. – Plato

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Age

Age is not important unless youre a cheese. – Helen Hayes

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Age

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. – Henry Ford

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Its hard for me to think of others because Im not particularly in sympathy with the music of this century. – Alan Hovhaness

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Tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an University. But the education is a little too pedantic for a gentleman. – William Congreve

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“These days the technology can solve our problems and then some. Solutions may not only erase physical or mental deficits but leave patients better off than “”able-bodied”” folks. The person who has a disability today may have a superability tomorrow.” – Daniel H. Wilson

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