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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Home
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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. – George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860

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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. – Franklin P. Adams

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It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of thirty, the character has set like plaster, and will never soften again. – William James

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The reason that adulation is not displeasing is that, though untrue, it shows one to be of consequence enough, in one way or other, to induce people to lie. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that. – Malcolm Mclaren

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As a dad Im emotionally dedicated but Im not figuring out their life plans. But of course as Im telling them about the rights of wrongs Im thinking back to what I was like at their age. – Peter Mullan

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Evil gains work their punishment. – Sophocles

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