Quote by Bill Bryson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rol

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name. – Walter Scott

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I think you cant really escape any kind of spiritual education as a child, whether its New Age or Judaism or Buddhism or whatever it is. You cant escape it, even if you completely disagree with it, you still have it as a foundation that you base things off of. – Jack White

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Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth. – Mason Cooley

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Every great architect is – necessarily – a great poet. He must be a great original interpreter of his time, his day, his age. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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We grow in time to trust the future for our answers. – Ruth Benedict

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If a State has reliable scientific information that demonstrates that a warning is needed for a particular food, then in the interest of public health, it should share that information with the FDA and petition for a new national standard. – Nathan Deal

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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing. – Jean Baptist Colbert, attributed

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Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. – Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

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