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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

Other quotes by Bill Bryson

I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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Bill Bryson
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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Home
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What is amazing for a woman of my age is that I change as the world is changing-and changing very, very fast. I dont think my mother had that opportunity to change. – Jeanne Moreau

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Age

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. – Henry Ford

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Age

It seems to me there is a change in what audiences want to see. I can only hope thats correct, because theres an awful lot of people of my age around now and we outnumber the others. – Maggie Smith

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Age

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. – Leon Trotsky

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Age

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You complain, Velox, that the epigrams which I write are long. You yourself write nothing; your attempts are shorter. – Marcus Valerius Martialis, translated from Latin

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Quotations

I love biomedical science, I love astronomy, and you cant really do much with those in a fantasy setting. – Elizabeth Moon

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Science

Matilda told such dreadful lies,
It made one gasp and stretch ones eyes;
Her aunt, who from her earliest youth,
Had kept a strict regard for truth,
Attempted to believe Matilda:
The effort very nearly killed her. – Hilaire Belloc

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Deception/Lying

Environmental pollution is an incurable disease. It can only be prevented. – Barry Commoner

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environmental