Quote by Bill Bryson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rol

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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To me – old age is always ten years older than I am. – John Burroughs

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I think Im past the age of getting lost. – Amanda Seyfried

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In every age there has been a stream of popular opinion that has carried all before it, and given a family character, as it were, to the century. – Mary Wollstonecraft

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I dont look my age, I dont feel my age and I dont act my age. To me age is just a number. – Joan Collins

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