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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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Death comes not to the living soul, nor age to the loving heart. – Phoebe Cary

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Life is one long process of getting tired. – Samuel Butler, Notebooks

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In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. – Beverly Sills

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One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

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Our democracy poses problems and these problems must and shall be solved by courageous leadership. – Charles Edison

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And at least in poetry you should feel free to lie. That is, not to lie, but to imagine what you want, to follow the direction of the poem. – Mark Strand

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