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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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Programming
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Bill Bryson
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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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God
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg

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For me from a pretty young age up until about 21 years old hallucinogenics had a huge place in my life. – Jon Fishman

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Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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No man is ever old enough to know better. – Holbrook Jackson

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I work with all these amazing voice actors that do a kajillion voices. – Katey Sagal

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Silence was never written down. – Italian Proverb

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