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I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a l

I have long known that it is part of Gods plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. – Bill Bryson

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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted — stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container. – Bill Bryson

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There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. – Bill Bryson

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Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter. – Author Unknown

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You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God. – Author Unknown

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The religious idea of God cannot do full duty for the metaphysical infinity. – Alan Watts

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God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor. – Samuel Butler

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