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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchm

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. – P.G. Wodehouse

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I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

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Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. – P.G. Wodehouse

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The 19th century was the age of Individualism the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism. – Francis Parker Yockey

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Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts old age is slow in both. – Joseph Addison

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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? – Casey Stengel

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Everyone is the age of their heart. – Guatemalan Proverb

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