Quote by P.G. Wodehouse
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I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping. – P.G. Wodehouse

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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse

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It is sad when two people turn from the paths they’re traveling, and their paths go on to cross without them. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A man does not make his destiny: he accepts it or denies it. – Ursula K. Le Guin

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[W]hat is called chance is the instrument of Providence… – Horace Walpole, 1777 letter to Countess of Ossory

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Sometimes what we believe as coincidence is really just getting ourselves caught in an angel booby trap. – Terri Guillemets

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