I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne Category: Cats
There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone. – Louis J. Camuti Category: Cats
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. – F.A. Paradis de Moncrif Category: Cats
Theres only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, Did you get an erection? If the answer is Yes from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic. – W. H. Auden Category: Pornography
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. – Alfred North Whitehead Category: Religion
Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman Category: Humor
