Quote by George Mikes
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because ca

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. – George Mikes

Other quotes by George Mikes

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. – George Mikes

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Knowledge
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The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Other Quotes from
Cats
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I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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Cats

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. – Stephen Baker

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Cats

One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy. – Edward Dahlberg

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Cats

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. – Charlotte Gray

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Cats

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God is innocent. Noah built in a flood plain. – Author Unknown

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Religion

I cannot imagine any writer who would not fight for his peace and quiet. – Wislawa Szymborska

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Peace

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. – Author Unknown

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Fishing

Inspiration is one thing and you cant control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Good luck means, work hard. Keep up the good work. – Kevin Eubanks

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good