Quote by George Mikes
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because ca

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. – George Mikes

Other quotes by George Mikes

On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes

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Food
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In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. – George Mikes

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Knowledge
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The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Cats
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Kittens are angels with whiskers. – Alexis Flora Hope

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Cats

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. – Author Unknown

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Cats

I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

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Cats

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesnt go home through an alley. – Ann Landers

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Cats

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I mean, yeah, Im sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I dont think its all that different than the American sense of humor. – Simon Pegg

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I basically believe the medical insurance industry should be nonprofit, not profit-making. There is no way a health reform plan will work when it is implemented by an industry that seeks to return money to shareholders instead of using that money to provide health care. – Dianne Feinstein

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Friendship is two-sided. It isnt a friend just because someones doing something nice for you. Thats a nice person. Theres friendship when you do for each other. Its like marriage – its two-sided. – John Wooden

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Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical. – Proverb

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Evil