You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. – George Mikes
On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. – George Mikes
On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. – George Mikes
In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. – George Mikes
Although all cat games have their rules and rituals, these vary with the individual player. The cat, of course, never breaks a rule. If it does not follow precedent, that simply means it has created a new rule and it is up to you to learn it quickly if you want the game to continue. – Sidney Denham