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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing i

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Crying
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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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Libraries
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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. – Lemony Snicket

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If only cats grew into kittens. – R. Stern

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Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. – Lillian Johnson

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Never try to outstubborn a cat. – Robert A. Heinlein

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Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. – Louis J. Camuti

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