If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket
Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. – Lemony Snicket
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket