Quote by Lemony Snicket
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. – Lemony Snicket

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. – Author Unknown

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A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. – Jean Burden

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It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. – Cynthia E. Varnado

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