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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing i

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket

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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

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People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. – Charlotte Gray

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. – Pam Brown

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Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary. – Charles Baudelaire

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It was so quiet that morning in Paris that the heels of my two companions and myself were loud on the deserted pavements. It was a city of shuttered shops, and barred windows, and deserted avenues. – Philip Gibbs

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