Quote by Lemony Snicket
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing i

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

Other quotes by Lemony Snicket

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

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Bores
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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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Libraries
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Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. – Jean Burden

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Cats

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. – E.W. Howe

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Cats

Never try to outstubborn a cat. – Robert A. Heinlein

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Cats

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Cats

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You should not ask questions without knowledge. – W. Edwards Deming

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My first experiences of academic friendship made me smile in after years when I looked back on them. But my circle of acquaintances had gradually grown so large that it was only natural new friendships should grow out of it. – Georg Brandes

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Athletic competition clearly defines the unique power of our attitude. – Bart Starr

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If any man will draw up his case, and put his name at the foot of the first page, I will give him an immediate reply. Where he compels me to turn over the sheet, he must wait my leisure. – Lord Sandwich

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