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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. – Lemony Snicket

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. – Lemony Snicket

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket

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The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. – French Proverb

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Every dog has his day — but the nights are reserved for the cats. – Author Unknown

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A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. – William Ralph Inge

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If only cats grew into kittens. – R. Stern

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