Quote by Lemony Snicket
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing i

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

Other quotes by Lemony Snicket

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket

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Anger
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. – Lemony Snicket

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Fate
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Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Crying
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Cats
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My cat speaks sign language with her tail. – Robert A. Stern

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Cats

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. – Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon

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Cats

Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary. – Charles Baudelaire

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Cats

If purring could be encapsulated, it would be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. – Terri Guillemets

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Cats

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The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist. – George Bernard Shaw

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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. – Wilson Mizner

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Be it true or false, what is said about men often has as much influence on their lives, and especially on their destinies, as what they do. – Victor Hugo

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I know my limitations, and I dont like politics. I was only involved because of my husband. – Corazon Aquino

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