There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings