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Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the ph

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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