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Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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The 20s ended in an era of extravagance, sort of like the one were in now. There was a big crash, but then the country picked itself up again, and we had some great years. Those were the days when American believed in itself. I was happy and proud to be painting it. – Norman Rockwell

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It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber. – Robert Fulghum

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Men are only as great as they are kind. – Elbert Hubbard

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No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit for doing it. – Andrew Carnegie

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The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of individual responsibility. Mass solitude has done away with any difference between the internal and the external, between the intellectual and the physical. – Eugenio Montale

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Freedom cannot be given… It can only be taken away. – David Allan Coe

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Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women. – Gordon B. Hinckley

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What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. – Jewish Proverb

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