Logo
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the ph

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:
Home
Author
Jeff Foxworthy
Read Quote

My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:
dad
Author
Jeff Foxworthy
Read Quote

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:
Family
Author
Jeff Foxworthy
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
great
category

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. – Albert Schweitzer

Category:
great

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. – Daniel J. Boorstin

Category:
great

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. – Moliere

Category:
great

Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion. – Jack Kerouac

Category:
great

Random Quotes

All significant truths are private truths. As they become public they cease to become truths they become facts, or at best, part of the public character or at worst, catchwords. – T. S. Eliot

Category:
best

The attempt to devote oneself to literature alone is a most deceptive thing, and often, paradoxically, it is literature that suffers for it. – Vaclav Havel

Category:
alone

If you can provide the funding and you get the leadership, youll have a competitive team. – T. Boone Pickens

Category:
Leadership

Ive never had WiFi at home. Im too easily distracted, and YouTube is too tempting. – Dave Eggers

Category:
Home