Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy
Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy
What might be taken for a precocious genius is the genius of childhood. When the child grows up, it disappears without a trace. It may happen that this boy will become a real painter some day, or even a great painter. But then he will have to begin everything again, from zero. – Pablo Picasso