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Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the ph

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lifes list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family
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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Home
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great. – Cher

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It is not enough to have great qualities We should also have the management of them. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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No great thing is created suddenly. – Epictetus

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The reason we have poverty is that we have no imagination. There are a great many people accumulating what they think is vast wealth, but its only money… they dont know how to enjoy it, because they have no imagination. – Alan Watts

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The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. – Robert Frost

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The main thing is healthy eating, exercise, which I do for special events, like if its Sports Illustrated, or the swim suit catalogue for Victorias Secret, or my own calendar that I did for the year 2000. – Heidi Klum

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Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against. – Thomas Carlyle

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We need your help. I need your help. We need money for research. It may not save my life. It may save my childrens life. It may save someone you love. And its very important. – Jim Valvano

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