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Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the ph

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results. – Sun Tzu

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After people have repeated a phrase a great number of times, they begin to realize it has meaning and may even be true. – H. G. Wells

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Nobody needs to cry for me. Im going to be great. – Lance Armstrong

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We may seem great in an employment below our worth, but we very often look little in one that is too big for us. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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