Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy
Its a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. – Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy
Greatness lies, not in being strong, but in the right using of strength and strength is not used rightly when it serves only to carry a man above his fellows for his own solitary glory. He is the greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own. – Henry Ward Beecher