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Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the ph

Thats the great thing about a tractor. You cant really hear the phone ring. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If your neighbors think youre a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the world. – Mahatma Gandhi

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