I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. – Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. – Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. – Stephen Leacock
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. – Stephen Leacock