Jeff Foxworthy's Quote - If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, mo

Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

Other quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:

dad

Author

Jeff Foxworthy

Read Quote

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:

Home

Author

Jeff Foxworthy

Read Quote

My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:

dad

Author

Jeff Foxworthy

Read Quote

Other Quotes from

Family

Random Quotes

Railway termini are our gates to the glorious and the unknown. Through them we pass out into adventure and sunshine, to them, alas! we return. – E. M. Forster

Category:

Trains, Railroads

This is actually a very important principle that science is learning about large systems like evolution and that futurists are learning about anticipating human society: just because a future scenario is plausible doesnt mean we can get there from here. – Kevin Kelly

Category:

Future

In a relationship you have to open yourself up. – Neil LaBute

Category:

dating

Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd. – Bertrand Russell

Category:

Fear