Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, mo

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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I just want my family to be safe. Because I am sometimes polarizing, I fear for their safety. – Lady Gaga

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The true poet for me is a priest. As soon as he dons the cassock, he must leave his family. – Gustave Flaubert

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The family is a haven in a heartless world. – Attributed to Christopher Lasch

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If we abandon marriage, we abandon the family. – Michael Enzi

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Nothing is worth reading that does not require an alert mind. – Charles Dudley Warner

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If you would have your son to walk honourably through the world, you must not attempt to clear the stones from his path, but teach him to walk firmly over them – not insist upon leading him by the hand, but let him learn to go alone. – Anne Bronte

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