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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are cons

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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