Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck