Quote by Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are cons

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?” – William A. Ward

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime. – Author Unknown

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. – E.P. Powell

The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up. – Ted Allen

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