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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years. – Jonathan Krohn

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I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission. – Ehud Olmert

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Hes got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he cant wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play. – Gary McCord

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Ive found myself at one in the morning just sitting at my desk spending an hour returning emails from the day until like two in the morning. Its ridiculous, I should be sleeping, or dreaming, or reading a novel. – Brit Marling

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A place for everything, everything in its place. – Benjamin Franklin

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Work is not always required. There is such a thing as sacred idleness. – George MacDonald

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I cant believe its been four years now, and from watching that pilot, we really all looked like babies. Its unbelievable just how far everything has come. Im happier now than Ive ever been on the show and in my life. I really owe so much of my happiness to Glee. – Lea Michele

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If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. – Charles M. Schulz

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