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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and youd stay up until three in the morning. Youd hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus. – Chris Pine

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The sun is new each day. – Heraclitus

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I dont believe in writing at night because it comes too easily. When I read it in the morning its not good. I need daylight to begin. Between nine and ten oclock I have a long breakfast with reading and music. – Gunter Grass

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Early in the morning, I fell in love with the girl that later on became my wife. At that time, we were so naive. I wanted to charm her, so I read her Capital by Marx. I thought somehow she would be convinced by the strength of his criticism about capital. – Shimon Peres

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