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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont know. I mean, I couldnt have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle Ive lived the last 30 years! – Ozzy Osbourne

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Morning

We all wake up in the morning wanting to live our lives the way we know we should. But we usually dont, in small ways. Thats what makes a character like Batman so fascinating. He plays out our conflicts on a much larger scale. – Christopher Nolan

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Morning

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters. – Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis

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Morning

We went to a small lake, Bass Lake. It was beautiful. It was perfectly still when we got there in the morning. The fog was lifting off the water. It was just magical. And we did catch some fish, 13 fish. – Jennifer Granholm

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Morning

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A handful of works in history have had a direct impact on social policy: one or two works of Dickens, some of Zola, Uncle Toms Cabin and, in modern drama, Larry Kramers The Normal Heart. – Tony Kushner

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We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. – Epictetus

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Even though I was theatrically trained, learning to develop a character was an awesome experience. – Corin Nemec

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