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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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My life had become a catastrophe. I had no idea how to turn it around. My band had broken up. I had almost lost my family. My whole life had devolved into a disaster. I believe that the police officer who stopped me at three a.m. that morning saved my life. – Trey Anastasio

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Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me theyre just good. – Lee DeWyze

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I think Im a fun flatmate. Im always cheerful. I go on tour with my band so its 12 people on one bus and I feel like Im the one whos happy in the morning. Im not a chaotic person, but I might slack off on doing the dishes from time to time. – Zooey Deschanel

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Its a miserable life in Hollywood. Youre up at five or six oclock in the morning to be ready to start shooting at nine. – William Wyler

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Of all Gods gifts to the sighted man, color is holiest, the most divine, the most solemn. – John Ruskin

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If we couldnt laugh, we would all go insane. – Jimmy Buffett

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But then it hasnt really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people. – Maynard James Keenan

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I have great faith that Heavens there and Ill see my brothers and my mom and dad when I get there. – Ernie Harwell

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