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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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The person who doesnt scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. – Hunter S. Thompson

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I have got up at truly deplorable hours in the morning to confront Vancouvers Jack Webster on television because I have been told that is the place to get exposure for ideas. – Barbara Amiel

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In a still hot morning, the tide went out and didnt come back in. This was not a spectacular event. The sea did not roll up like a scroll, like the sky in Revelations. It quietly withdrew. – Ruth Park

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My principal motivation is supporting my family, which is not a bad reason for getting up in the morning. Thats always been my motivation – to take care of the people who rely on me. – Tony Parsons

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It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good words and the broken promises. – Chief Joseph

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