Logo
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Time
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
amazing
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
work
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Morning
category

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

Category:
Morning

I have mugs of hot water every morning because the studio is cold, and also because it makes my throat sound clearer. – Mika Brzezinski

Category:
Morning

I feel a lot healthier when Im having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When Im having sex, I dont have that. – Alyssa Milano

Category:
Morning

I went to dance classes from 9 in the morning until 1, then to school from 3 to 10 at night, always under the threat that if I failed a single course I could forget about dancing. – Victoria Abril

Category:
Morning

Random Quotes

Immortality is the genius to move others long after you yourself have stopped moving. – Frank Rooney

Category:
Immortality

Yes, Im going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President. – Ben Affleck

Category:
movies

If you want to fight the evil you see in finance and industry, get to work reading the corporate filings, see if there has been fraud, and where you find it, report it to the SEC or write about it or blog about it. – Ben Stein

Category:
finance

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man – the airplane, the automobile, the computer – says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. – Mark Kennedy

Category:
Laziness