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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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I never really drank coffee in college, but now Im on my feet all day and out all night and cant believe it hasnt always been in my life. When morning comes I crave it. – Gail Simmons

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I exercise every morning. I do light weights – 5lb and 10lb arm exercises – and then lie and lift my arms and legs. Its all about keeping core strength. I do a lot of stretching too. – Larry Hagman

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The problem with growing up in a cafe was the cafe never closed, my parents worked every day of the year from morning to night. So it was a big menagerie of kids, business and cooking! – Anthony Minghella

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The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school. – Mary Antin

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