Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. T

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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