The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers