The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers