The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers