Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. – Author Unknown Category: Alcohol
You know when you have a good relationship with someone when you are just perfectly happy to be quiet and just hang out and do nothing. – Victoria Justice Category: relationship
Food is available, but it cannot be shipped into an area, so the people in that area suffer the consequences. – Ralph Merkle Category: Food
The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. – Andrew Jackson Category: Equality
