One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber Category: Alcohol
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White Category: Alcohol
I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant Category: Alcohol
The only important thing I have to say is that my father never fought against his country. – Zinedine Zidane Category: Peace
I want to be a young dad. By 25 or 26 I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. – Justin Bieber Category: dad