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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Who forces time is pushed back by time; who yields to time finds time on his side. – The Talmud

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Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. – Joseph Addison

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A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world. – Jack Kerouac

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Time

Sometimes overturning brutal regimes takes time and costs lives. I wish it werent so. I really, really do. – Hillary Clinton

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I think our strength is this strong relationship we have all together. – Guy Forget

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Nothing is beautiful, only man: on this piece of naivete rests all aesthetics, it is the first truth of aesthetics. Let us immediately add its second: nothing is ugly but degenerate man – the domain of aesthetic judgment is therewith defined. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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I keep guitars that are, you know, the necks a little bit bent and its a little bit out of tune. I want to work and battle it and conquer it and make it express whatever attitude I have at that moment. I want it to be a struggle. – Jack White

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The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family. – Eminem

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