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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage. In every defeat is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time. – Robert Collier

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From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didnt know exactly what. – Elvis Presley

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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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If youre climbing the ladder of life, you go rung by rung, one step at a time. Dont look too far up, set your goals high but take one step at a time. Sometimes you dont think youre progressing until you step back and see how high youve really gone. – Donny Osmond

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