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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. – Joseph Addison

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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Time is a beautiful thing. Its like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they dont look so ugly anymore. – Sarah McLachlan

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The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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