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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until youre dead. – Og Mandino

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