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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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