Erma Bombeck's Quote - I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

Quote by Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked for if there cannot be someone to count there cannot be anything that can be counted, so that evidently there cannot be number for number is either what has been, or what can be, counted. – Aristotle

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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Theres as much crookedness as you want to find. There was something Abraham Lincoln said – hed rather trust and be disappointed than distrust and be miserable all the time. Maybe I trusted too much. – John Wooden

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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