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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later in a dictatorship you dont have to waste your time voting. – Charles Bukowski

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A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness. – Jean Genet

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I sacrifice in my love life and my social life, but those things will be there in three or four years. This is a really important time in my life. I cant just be the girl who sang I Kissed a Girl. I have to leave a legacy. – Katy Perry

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No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! – Fidel Castro

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Im not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize! – Omar Bongo

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When two friends have a common bank account, one sings and the other weeps. – Proverb

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If at first you dont succeed; you are running about average. – M. H. Alderson

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I was a wild, mischievous kid, and I had tremendous imagination. Any experience I had, Id try to reenact it. – Adrien Brody

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