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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or foreign secretary – not the top jobs. Anyway, I wouldnt want to be prime minister you have to give yourself 100 percent. – Margaret Thatcher

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx

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In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes so with present time. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Time brings all things to pass. – Aeschylus

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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. – Thomas Huxley

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