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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Forever is a long bargain. – Proverb

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Its only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth – and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up, we will then begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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