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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen a flower blooming in beauty in a secluded vale, and, ere I had a chance to look again, a chilly breath of air had scattered its petals and left it a ruin. – Charles Lanman, “Musings,” 1840

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Truth is the daughter of time, not of authority. – Francis Bacon

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Try not to have a good time… this is supposed to be educational. – Charles M. Schulz

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Management by objective works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you dont. – Peter Drucker

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Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones. – Josh Billings

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