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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

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Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased. – John Steinbeck

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Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days. – Clint Eastwood

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. – Marilyn Monroe

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Ive never really been very good at marriage. Its one of my failures. Ive tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me its something Im doing. – Len Goodman

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There may be a great fire in our hearts, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke. – Vincent Van Gogh

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Its the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before were paying somebody not to. – Franklin P. Jones

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