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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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My favorite time in the cycles of public life is the time when the Pope is dead and they havent elected a new one. Theres no one in the world who is infallible for those weeks. And you know, I dont miss it. – Christopher Hitchens

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When in doubt, take more time. – John Zimmerman

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The boys of my people began very young to learn the ways of men, and no one taught us we just learned by doing what we saw, and we were warriors at a time when boys now are like girls. – Black Elk

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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. – Abraham Lincoln

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